Melania’s Dior wedding dress is on eBay—seriously. Melania Trump’s mind-blowing Dior wedding gown—yes, the one from her 2005 American Vogue cover—is now for sale on eBay for $45,000 (or best offer). Designed by John Galliano during his Dior heyday, the dress features 90 meters of satin, 1,500 Swarovski crystals, and weighs a whopping 60 pounds. This wild discovery comes via Liana Satenstein’s Neverworns Substack—credit where it’s due. Her friend stumbled on the listing while searching for an “‘80s Dior dress.” The algorithm had other plans.