Jennifer Lawrence AKA J Law (or even J LOL as she’s continually proving herself to be) has once again made the world fall headfirst hopelessly in love with her in a new interview with Glamour. She’s smart, she’s funny, she says what she shouldn’t and doesn’t take shit from anyone. She’s the best friend you wish you had and here’s why.
She dresses like a “slutty power lesbian”
“That is literally what I say to a stylist. [Laughs]. I don’t know if that’s offensive. Dior is its own house that’s very feminine and beautiful; this past press tour every dress was just phenomenal. So you don’t see me as a slutty power lesbian on the red carpet a lot, because I’m embodying the Dior woman, which is an honor.… But [also] I’ve got tits and an ass. And there are things that are made for skinny people — like a lot of embroidery, or it covers a lot — and those make me look fat. I have to show the lumps. If you have boobs, you have to show, like, ‘These are boobs. This isn’t cellulite.’ [Laughs]. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
She’s pro Planned Parenthood
“It isn’t an attack on abortions; it’s an attack on women. Because Planned Parenthood is so much more [than abortion]. My mom was really religious with me when I was young. She’s not so much anymore. And I wouldn’t have been able to get birth control if it weren’t for Planned P. I wouldn’t have been able to get condoms and birth control and all these things I needed as a normal teenager who was growing up in a Jesus house.”
She’s a feminist
“As women we don’t know we’re at a deficit because we have vaginas. It wasn’t until they had a headline like, ‘Even though she’s a woman!’ And I was like, ‘Oh. I didn’t know to be looking out for that.’ ‘How did this wittle vagina manage that? I carried a whooole movie.’ ‘How did I do it, getting a period once a month?'”
She once flirted with Larry David
“I gave Larry David my number. And he never called. […] Which makes him even more attractive. I love that he didn’t call me. It makes him so much hotter.”
She wants to retire with BFF Amy Schumer
“Amy and I have a life plan — we were with Diane Sawyer in Martha’s Vineyard for Thanksgiving. Not to brag. Diane politely threw it out, and then we’re sitting at the dinner table with her family, like, ‘We shouldn’t be here.’ Anyway, Amy’s always wanted to live on Martha’s Vineyard, and we saw this house, and we’re like, ‘This is where we’re gonna Grey Gardens, and we’re gonna grow old and crazy together.’ That’s our life plan.”
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