The tit trolls were out in full force last night when Fox News blurred the breasts of a couple of honeys from Algiers. But no ordinary honeys were these, oh no, these were Picasso’s Women of Algiers, and their breasts were made entirely out of paint. As I’m sure you’re well aware by now, and probably very sick of hearing about it, the painting was sold at Christies’s for over £115.2 million, which is pretty ridonculous considering women still have to pay tax on tampons.
But what’s more insane is the fact that it was viewed as some sexually perverse threat to the good kids of America. What if the painting had depicted men of Algiers, would we have seen the same offensive censorship blurring out their nips? No. So, why then is it ok to ban female breasts? It’s a sad day for women everywhere, as the battle of free nips vs the world continues.