Oh dear, Drake. First he gets stuck in traffic and is too late to accept his Best Hip Hop Video award at the VMAs, then he gets rejected by Rihanna up on stage — when he moved in for a kiss but only got her cheek — and now he’s getting dumped by Queen of Smizing Tyra Banks in his brand-new video for “Child’s Play.”
In the 12-minute epic, Drizzy gets his just desserts (literally) for standing his girlfriend up, missing their one year anniversary and, well, cheating on her repeatedly. After checking his phone while he’s in the bathroom, an enraged Tyra attacks him with wine and cake, drops a “Cheers boo” and storms out of the restaurant. It’s sort of incredible.
Elsewhere in Drake land, the rapper has announced a special event called The Ballet, which he describes as a “new dance experience” that will take place tonight in Houston, Texas. Watch this space.
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Text Tish Weinstock