Kanye West stunned American Idol judges J-Lo, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick Jr, when he auditioned for them in an apparently unscripted promo skit. Waiting in the wings is a heavily preggo Kim Kardashian, who can be seen telling E! big wig Ryan Seacrest that she believes in her husband, who has previously referred to himself as the greatest fucking rockstar on the planet, is nicknamed Yeezus, and has actually birthed a saint. Not that this is the Kanye he conveys to the judges, in front of them he’s just Kanye, from the south side of Chicago. “I’m originally a producer,” says Yeezy, voicing his sob story while he walks nervously down the corridor, “I always wanted to rap but nobody really believed in me so I wanted to try some things out.” To find out whether he made it through to the next round (he’s Bound to, no?) you’ll have to wait till January, but for now feast your eyes on the video below.