As the glorious Bitch Better Have My Money video breaks the internet, i-D counts down the 7 ‘baddest’ moments of money, murder, mayhem and utter ‘no phucks given’ in the 7 minute visual opus. Directed by the Barbados queen herself with some help from French collective MegaForce, we would quite frankly like to see a feature film version. #BBHMM
1. Who y’all think y’all frontin’ on? Like brap, brap, brap…
Rihanna naked except for a smattering of blood and bands, smoking a joint in a vintage Goyard trunk. Enough said.
2. Kamikaze if you think that you gon’ knock me off the top…
That whole ensemble, the taking care of business and the blondey swinging in the back begging for Rih’s mercy.
3. In a drop top, doin’ hundred, y’all in my rearview mirror racin’…
Poetic and glorious and Robyn Rihanna Fenty strutting away like, ‘insufficient funds makes graves’.
4. Shit, your wife in the backseat of my brand new foreign car…
Where’s the Grammy for ‘Eyeroll of the year’ award?
5. Turn up to Rihanna while the whole club fuckin’ wasted…
When your whole team trying to chill on some ‘Weekend at Bernies’ shit.
6. Pay me what you owe me, don’t act like you forgot…
Sweet gal RiRi vs. Bad gal RiRi in the shot sequence of the year.
7. Bitch better have my money!
The ‘accountant husband’ played by Hannibal’s, Mads Mikkelsen, finds out that he truly should have paid up, ‘nah mean.
Watch every moment of #BBHMM below:
Credits
Text Courtney DeWitt
Photography Bitch Better Have My Video courtesy Vevo